منٹو کے 'سياہ ماشے' سے ايک اقتباس

'لوٹا ہوا مال برآمد کرنے کيلیے پوليس نے چھاپے مارنے شروع کيے تو لوگ ڈر کے مارے لوٹا ہوا مال رات کے اندھيرے ميں باہر پھينکنے لگے۔ کچھ ايسے بھی تھے جنہوں نے اپنا ذاتی مال بھی موقع پا کر اپنے سے عليحدہ کرديا تاکہ قانونی گرفت سے سرے سے ہی بچ سکيں۔ ايک آدمی کو بہت مشکل پيش آئي، اسکے پاس شکر کی دو بورياں تھيں جو اس نے لوٹی ہوئی تھيں۔ ايک بوری تو اس نے رات کو کنويں ميں پھينک دی ليکن جب دوسری بوری اٹھا کر کھوہ ميں پھينکنے لگا تو خود بھی ساتھ چلا گيا۔ شور سن کر لوگوں نے کھوہ رسياں ڈال کر آدمی کو باہر نکالا ليکن وہ باہر آکر مرگيا۔ دوسرے دن لوگوں نے استعمال کيلیے پانی نکالا تو وہ ميٹھا تھا، اسی رات اس آدمی کی قبر پر دیے جل رہے تھے اور "سبحان اللہ سبحان اللہ" کا ورد ہو رہا تھا۔

Get Active Directory User Name/Loging Name/Email in C#.NET

This code snippet is a continuing part of my existing post that has been posted in August 2008.Here I m explaining how to get User Login Name,User Actual Name,User Email Addresses and other active directory information using C#.In the example below I m extracting only user login name[UserPrincipalname] but all filter has been applied for your convince.You can replace any one as per your requirement.
You can also remove other filters that are not related to you.

DirectoryEntry de = GetDirectoryObject();
DirectorySearcher deSearch = new DirectorySearcher();
deSearch.SearchRoot = de;
int Count =0;
deSearch.Filter = "(&(objectClass=user))";
deSearch.SearchScope = SearchScope.Subtree;
deSearch.PropertiesToLoad.Add("cn"); // username
deSearch.PropertiesToLoad.Add("name"); // full name
deSearch.PropertiesToLoad.Add("givenname"); // firstname
deSearch.PropertiesToLoad.Add("sn"); // lastname
deSearch.PropertiesToLoad.Add("mail"); // mail
deSearch.PropertiesToLoad.Add("initials"); // initials
deSearch.PropertiesToLoad.Add("ou"); // organizational unit
deSearch.PropertiesToLoad.Add("userPrincipalName"); // login name
deSearch.PropertiesToLoad.Add("distinguishedName"); // distinguised nam

SearchResultCollection results = deSearch.FindAll();
//lstADUsers.Items.Clear();
if ((results != null))
{
foreach (System.DirectoryServices.SearchResult value in results)
{
Count++;
if (value.GetDirectoryEntry().Properties != null)
{
if (value.GetDirectoryEntry().Properties["sn"].Value != null)
{
if (value.GetDirectoryEntry().Properties["userPrincipalName"].Value != null)
{
string AdUsername = value.GetDirectoryEntry().Properties["userPrincipalName"].Value.ToString();
if (AdUsername.Length > 0)
{
if (AdUsername.Contains("@"))
AdUsername = AdUsername.Substring(0, AdUsername.IndexOf('@'));

lstADUsers.Items.Add(AdUsername);
if (Count % 2 == 0)
lblWait.Text = "PLEASE WAIT. ";
else
lblWait.Text = "PLEASE WAIT...";
Application.DoEvents();

}
}
}
}
}

}

//return arlUsers;

}

private DirectoryEntry GetDirectoryObject()
{
DirectoryEntry oDE;
oDE = new DirectoryEntry("LDAP://AD.LMKR.NET", @"DOMAINNAME\LOGINNAME", "PASSWORD", AuthenticationTypes.ReadonlyServer );
return oDE;
}

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Raja Imran Nisar

I thought you were bringing her back.

A Ban bury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman

Know Your Baby By Their Month of Birth

*Jan*
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows
emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn.
*Feb *
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever.
Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental.
Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and
easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes
unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring
and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves
entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious
and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
*Mar *
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive.
Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Great kisser.. Easily angered. Trustworthy.
Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle
up feelings. Observant and assesses others.
*Apr*
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative.
Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude.
Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for
information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to
motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing.
Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music,
leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.
*May*
** Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp
thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep
feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no
motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left
brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually
in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless.
Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.
*Jun*
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around.
You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more
than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also
more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great
choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself -
heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
*Jul *
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet
unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly.
Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily
hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but
never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others
physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring
and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp.
Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in
studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old
friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless
provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost
this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next
12 days *
Aug*
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control.
Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to
get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes
talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not
being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need
of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or
restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful.
Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.
*Sept*
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive
and affectionate to oneself.. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless.
Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many
friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory.
Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
*Oct*
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the
center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making
friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not
care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely
the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
*Nov*
** Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times.
Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your
inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive.
Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very
social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out
in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in
this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind.
*Dec *
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible...
Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic.
Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and
hasty.. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to
talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated
to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots
of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and
always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke.
Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative.
Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show
character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to
getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily
bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.
Sensitive.

Airhostess

A man was sitting in the bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: 'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for. '

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airline slogan, 'Love to fly and it shows?'

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:' Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta.'

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head, so he leaned towards her again and said, 'Something special in the air?'

She gave him the same confused look, and he mentally kicked himself, while scratching Singapore Airlines off the list.

He thought 'Perhaps she works for Thai Airways...' and said, 'Smooth as Silk?'

This time the woman turned on him and said, 'What the F*** do you want?' The man smiled, slumped back in his chair, and said - 'Ahhhhh, Finnair!'....

Power of Prayers

In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to a Temple. The Temple & its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.

Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt to the ground.

The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the Bar owner sued the Temple authorities on the grounds that the Temple through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the demise of his bar shop, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar shop's demise. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:

'I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire temple and its devotees that doesn't.'

Bush Daughter's Wedding-Pics

The Zen of Sarcasm

01. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
03. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
04. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
05. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
06. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
07. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
08. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
09. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day .
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

AND

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Funny India-Pakistan Cricket

First Get The Dog Out Of Water

ہم آمریت کو گالی دیتے ہیں اسکے اسباب رفع نہیں کرتے۔جيسا کہ
ہم دھوکے باز مذہبی و غیر مذہبی سیاستدانوں کے منہ سے آمریت کے خلاف تقریریں سن سن کر آمریت کو تو اپنا سب سے بڑا دشمن سمجھنے لگے ہیں، مگر اس آمریت کو جنم دینے والے اور اسے پروان چڑھانے والے (مذہبی و غیر مذہبی) کاروباری سیاستدانوں کو اپنا مسیحا سمجھتے رہتے ہیں، جنہوں نے ہمیشہ اسلام اور پاکستان کے نام پر اپنی دکانداری چمکائی ہے اوراپنی جیبیں بھرنے کو ہی اسلام اور جمہوریت ٹھہرایا ہوا ہے۔
ان مذہبی و غیر مذہبی سیاستدانوں کی لوٹ مار اور مفاد پرستی پر مبنی سیاست دیکھ کر لامحالہ فوجی افسران کے منہ میں بھی پانی بھر آتا ہے اور وہ یہ سوچنے پر مجبورہوتے ہیں کہ ہم کیوں پیچھے رہیں؟ چنانچہ پچھلے 60 سال میں وہ بھی بار بار میدانِ

عمل میں کودے اور بہتی گنگا میں ہاتھ دھونا شروع کر دیے۔

حقیقت یہ ہے کی یہ مذہبی و غیر مذہبی سیاستدان اور فوجی حکمران پاکستان میںمریکی مفادات کے سب سے بڑے محافظ بن چکے ہیں اور اپنی قوم کی مخلص رہنمائیکی بجائے اسلام اور پاکستان کی دشمن قوموں کے آگے سربسجود ہیں

مشرف حکومت نے اسلام دشمن طاقتوں کے اشاروں پر سرحد اور بلوچستان میںآگ

اور خون کی ہولی کھیل کر وہاں کے عوام کے دلوں سے پاکستان اور پاک فوج کی

محبت و احترام ختم کر کے اس میں نفرت کے بیج بو دیئے ہیں۔

دوسری طرف طالبان کے حامی مذہبی سیاستدان اس ایشو پر بھی صرف اور صرف اپنی سیاست چمکا رہے ہیں۔ طالبان کا دیا ہوا اسلام کا تصور اسلام کا بہت بڑا دشمن ہے مگر جو کچھ مشرف انتظامیہ کر رہی ہے وہ بھی اسلام اور پاکستان کے حق می تباہ کن ہے۔

امریکہ نے اس بار ہم پر بڑا خطرناک وار کیا ہے اور ہمیں ایک ایسے دوراہے پر لاکھڑا کیا ہے کہ دونوں طرف ہمارے دشمن کھڑے ہیں اور بھولی قوم دو دھڑوں میں بٹ چکی ہے۔ ایک دھڑا مشرف کو مخلص سمجھتے ہوئے طالبان کا مخالف ہے تو دوسرا طالبان اور طالبان نما دھوکے بازوں کی ہمدردی میں مشرف کو گالیاں دیتا دکھائی دیتا ہے۔حالانکہ

ہم سب جانتے ہیں کہ کتے کو کنوئیں سے نکالے بغیر خواہ ہم ایک ہزار ڈول پانی نکال باہر کریں، کنواں کبھی صاف نہیں ہو سکتا۔ یونہی اپنے سیاسی ماحول میں در آنے والی گندگی کو صاف کئے بغیر آمریت کا مستقلاً راستہ روکنا ممکن نہیں۔ گزشتہ

سال 60

میں ہم بار ہا یہ تجربہ دہرا چکے ہیں مگر اس سے سبق سیکھنے کو تیار نہیں ہوتے۔

ہم نے کبھی اپنے سیاستدانوں سے یہ نہیں پوچھا کہ پچھلے الیکشن میں وہ کیا منشورپیش کر کے جیتے تھے؟ اور انہوں نے اس پر کتنے فیصد عمل کیا؟ اگر ہم نے اپناوطیرہ تبدیل نہ کیا تو فطرت ہمیں کچل کر رکھ دے گی۔
حکیم الامت علامہ محمد اقبال نے اسی سلسلے میں فرمایا تھا

فطرت افراد سے اِغماض بھی کر لیتی ہے
کبھی کرتی نہیں ملت کے گناہوں کو معاف

ہمارا قومی بگاڑ اپنی حدیں پار کرتے ہوئے اس پوائنٹ تک جا پہنچا ہے کہ اب یہاںایک ہمہ گیر انقلاب کے بغیر کوئی تبدیلی ممکن نہیں۔ ہمیں ضرورت ہے کسی خمینی

کی، جو اس گندی سیاست کے گٹر میں اتر کر اس کی

ایسی صفائی کرے کہ پھر کسی آمر کو اس قوم پر شب خون مارنے کی جرات نہ ہو سکے اور ان کاروباری

مذہبی و غیرمذہبی سیاستدانوں کا ایسا صفایا کرے کہ قوم کی ان سے مستقل جان

چھوٹ جائے۔

علاوہ ازیں جہاں وہ ایک طرف دین کی روح سے واقف ہو تو دوسری طرف جدید دور

کے تقاضوں سے باخبر ہو کہ نہ صرف وہ عوامی مسائل کو حل کر سکے بلکہ اقوامِ

مغرب کی آنکھوں میں آنکھیں ڈال کر باغیرت لہجے میں ان سے بات کر سکے اور

ہمیں زندہ قوموں میں نمایاں مقام پر لا کھڑا کرے

حکیم الامت علامہ محمد اقبال نے فرمایا

بے معجزہ دنیا میں ابھرتی نہیں قومیں

جو ضربِ کلیمی نہیں رکھتا وہ ہنر کیا